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Thread: News Hound Adicted to Darwin

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    Default News Hound Adicted to Darwin

    Recent reports indicate that the News Hound is suffering from an adiction to an alleged canoeist who is in fact a kayaker. Doctors are recommending a period of rehab involving some quiet water therapy.

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    Re: Newshound and his ADHD (Addiction to Darwin's Hopeless Deceptions)

    Poor chap! Perhaps he should try to get away from it all for a time - go on holiday somewhere quiet, relaxing and out-of-the-way where he can forget all about it... somewhere like Panama, perhaps!

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    I've been trying to merge the threads but it can be hard to keep up. Much easier if they referred to him as a kayaker
    John

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    What ever vessel he's in he's up the proverbial creek without a ............




    Please feel free to complete this/his sentence*




    *news just in 6years and three months.
    Went the day well?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Gough View Post
    What ever vessel he's in he's up the proverbial creek without a ............




    Please feel free to complete this sentence
    ...snowball in hell's chance of remission?

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    6 years a piece for him and the missus.
    They'll be out in 2 and half. for good behaviour.


    Hope he doesn't go missing during prison role-call!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Duck View Post
    ...Hope he doesn't go missing during prison role-call!
    If he does. His wife will know where he is.

    TGB
    May the gentleness of morning, greet your silent passage through endless waters...

    May all your winds be gentle. And for ww - May it rain the night before.

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